Just For Laugh 笑笑没烦恼

Here to share with you all the whatsapp message that a friend of mine shared, it is too long of a message for me to print screen, I had copied the entire content along with my reply. The following are Just For Laugh ONLY and not intended to use for any other purposes or for reference.    
 
 

[1] Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.   
 
It is a road to nirvana. XD Nap then drive. You won’t be able to multitask both whether you are a “multitasker” or not.   

 
[2] Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.   
 
So maybe you may want to consider being a coach by having a team of 12? 

 
[3] Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!   
 
It depends on who you get married with. 

 
[4] I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash.   
 
Lol. You can first try paying your food with a smile to see whether it works.   

 
[5] A child‘s greatest period of growth is the month after you‘ve purchased new school uniforms. 
 
My folks used to buy me wider shirts, longer pants, dresses and skirts as I only grew taller each year. Buying xxl can be one of the solutions.  X)
 

 [6] Don‘t feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.   
 
Feeling bad is already a talent. XD 

 
[7] Don‘t marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you‘ll regret it later.   
 
So to not regret, better to stay single to laugh at those who’ll regret later? 

 
[8] You can‘t buy love, but you pay heavily for it. 
 
That left with the only way is to sell love, FOC. 

 
[9] Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.   

I wonder what kinds of officials are voted by good citizens who had voted.

 
[10] Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.   
 
It is a very good excuse to be used in future. X)   

 
[11] Marriage is give and take. You better give it to her or she‘ll take it anyway.   
 
Lol. Perhaps she might even walk away.   

 
[12] My wife and I always compromise. I admit I ‘m wrong and she agrees with me.   
 
Ah, gentlemen nowadays have pretty good virtue eh? XD 
 

[13] Those who can‘t laugh at themselves leave the job to others.   

 
[14] Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner. 
 
It‘s normal. We give privilege to pretty boys too. The human’s eyes only able to perceive what’s on the surface, only the heart able to see the true form.

 
[15] A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.   

If you don’t fall in love with the same person many times, you’ll be falling apart many times in your marriage.

 
[16] You‘re getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.   
 
Sometime there are things/people that no longer exist which cause you to cease doing certain activities, where you no longer have the option to do or not to do. 

 
[17] It doesn‘t matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.   
 
The boss - kid(s)? Lol 

 
[18] Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.   

 
[19] Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you. 
 
That no longer termed as saving. It‘s what we called FAMA foundation.   

 
[20] Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something   
 
I wonder who talks more? 

 
[21] They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak!   
 
Well, our family practise father tougue.   

 
[22] Man: Is there any way for long life? Dr: Get married. Man: Will it help? Dr: No, but then the thought of long life will never come.   
 
If you want to get married and live longer, make sure you have chosen the right person to live with for the rest of your life. 

 
[23] Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? It‘s a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!

[24] Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

Wife: since you said so, let‘s end our contract and thus cease your annual mourning.

[25] It‘s funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It‘s like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.

Humans will die one day, whether single or married. It all does not matter, as long as it‘s a glorious death. XD

[26]There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.

[27]There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it!

Vice versa. People only see what others have and not realizing that they already have the best in their own hands.

 

Treasure what you have before the clock ticks off. Happy Valentine's.

Cheers,

S.L α